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Biscuits Demotivational Poster

CUBBYBEAR - ''Where did all the girls go?''

TAGS: cubbybear biscuits masturbate hurricane ike hurricane ike zomg omg wow
Rating: 3.16/5

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Cubbybear - October 25, 2008, 3:26 am
5 lions(poodles) This is funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:20 pm
Dear Anon, STFU. You are talking out your ass. Thanks! Much love, Brittany =]
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 11:13 am
Do a search on this site for Cubbybear. He's one of our celebrities. Fucking guy lives like royalty, hot and cold running women, piles of money. He's way more gangsta than pedobear, who's just a minipimp assclown.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:30 am
There's no underage girls in the vicinity, you fucking idiot. It's Cubbybear. Piss off, anon.
anon - October 22, 2008, 5:17 am
It's called pedobear you fucking idiot
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:11 am
I thought that was Pedobear.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:18 pm
Looks like Cubby's about to go for the next best thing!

BIG BERTHA - Good luck finding the hole

TAGS: whore biscuits fat obese yuk
Rating: 1.97/5

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Narutarded - November 14, 2008, 6:55 am
Food for thought: The bulldog mascot for Yale University is named "Chunks".
edders - November 1, 2008, 4:20 pm
Damn. she has a better mustache than me.
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:23 pm
*chunks. -.-'
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
Yes, you read correctly. Chucks. Kids, this is why you chew your food.
Agamemnon218 - October 3, 2008, 5:19 pm
me - October 3, 2008, 9:31 am
and throw-up means to barf/blow chunks/lose your lunch
me - October 3, 2008, 9:30 am
and vomit means to throw-up
me - October 3, 2008, 9:29 am
and by the way, for the un-educated who are reading this, syrup of ipecac makes you vomit
me - October 3, 2008, 9:28 am
my god.. just looking at "her" is like gulping a whole jar of syrup of ipecac

OH SHIT...GINGERS... - You'll be fine Just DON'T bend over

TAGS: gingers jail dropping the soap biscuits
Rating: 2.3/5

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BriaHere - August 7, 2009, 8:36 am
I don't get why people dislike red-heads, if they do. I love red hair.
Derek - August 6, 2009, 10:00 pm
Looking carefully, I rather suspect that picture is in the USA.
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 11:10 am
How did the UK get brought into this? I'm confused now...
Charles - October 4, 2008, 12:10 am
Redheads really aren't very loved in the UK, are they? They can move here! :D

EMO BOY + GIRLS - The difference? Titties.

TAGS: emo faggots trendy media biscuits
Rating: 2.8/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 18, 2011, 4:31 pm
Women can actually have an adams apple. It's a medical fact. (Aggy just got really nervous)
ReapersD00M - March 18, 2011, 1:02 pm
dudes can get fat but chicks dont get adams apples
Grammar Nazi - March 14, 2009, 7:24 pm
Hons, thats a boy.
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 2:11 pm
I have no idea what you're trying to say, Incidere... and did you just enter emo in the search engine?
Overlord Douchebag - October 19, 2008, 2:11 pm
Incidere, I told you to get the hell out.
Incidere - October 19, 2008, 2:10 pm
Man, she is so cute :3... Closer to bisexuality?... Yes xD
Porcelina - September 26, 2008, 11:17 pm
Yes, but there is still some sort of boobage. And, we all know, that if you do not have the right body type, correct uniform hairstyle and shitty taste of music you are shunned and no longer considered emo. That's when kids resort to myspace and photoshop
Jungie - September 26, 2008, 11:03 pm
What about flat-chested emo girls? Or gynecomastic boys?

SEXY..BUT CONSIDER.. - 1. Not getting the same haircut as all your friends. 2. Putting something in your undies.

TAGS: emo biscuits exclusive faggot conformity
Rating: 2.92/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2008, 1:14 pm
He probably DOES have something in his undies. You just can't see it from the front. The good news: Tide can get that out.

EVEN ONE ARMED MEN - Can get a little freaky ;]

THE CIA - Isn't watching you masturbate, silly. It's Cubbybear =]

POLITICAL BANTER - Okay, you have your view points. Just bitch about it here.

TAGS: politics obama mccain biscuits
Rating: 2.47/5

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1984 - November 3, 2008, 6:25 pm
MWLF to room 101 now!
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:04 am
ARE YOU CRAZY! We've always been attacking South America!... wait.. or was that Africa... shit. maybe it was Australia.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 2:07 am
Here, I'll help rile things up a bit: WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EURASIA!
Cubbybear - November 1, 2008, 12:06 am
Write me in if you like and I'll give you a cabinet position
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:31 pm
Who ruined this?
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 6:28 pm
Let's get this started, come on! Obama 08'! Freeing the middle class!
LogicDude - October 22, 2008, 8:28 am
Your write-in candidate, this "LogicDude" fellah, isn't even qualified to be an Admin on Motifake! NO experience posting! He...wait. Damnit!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 22, 2008, 1:50 am
I gave it a 1 (melvined it) because I like when people ask for their poster to reach the bottom. McCain smells like old man. There, I'm controversial.
Porcelina - October 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
Porcelina - October 21, 2008, 6:11 pm
Ironically, I was going to right LogicDude on my ballot... huh...
LogicDude - October 21, 2008, 6:05 pm
I don't know which candidate you want, but whichever one it is....they SUCK!
Porcelina - October 21, 2008, 5:23 pm
I hope to get under 1 on this one... and to start a huge political argument.... which is what this poster was meant for

SOULJA BOY - Nope, you can't do it like me Doe, so don't do it like me Folk, I see you tryna do it like me

TAGS: soulja boy lyrics two step biscuits
Rating: 2.26/5

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Woody - July 18, 2009, 5:13 pm
I have no words for that.
KRoNiK - January 2, 2009, 4:10 am
Man that shit was ugly

HAPPY HALLOWEEN - From your Satanic Nun (now bow down)

TAGS: biscuits fap porcelina
Rating: 2.92/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 6:28 am
I bow to thee, o beautiful one! *bows*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 11:29 am
This ones missing a "die"....yet the lip ring prevails.
Derek - October 21, 2009, 8:32 pm
Again... rerun ;-)
rerun - September 25, 2009, 7:49 pm

ah, it is almost that time of the year....
Guest091 - August 26, 2009, 8:39 am
Cheer up Porcelina. Someone is bound to die soon. lol
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 8:06 am
i only seen the first. i was to old for the others
BriaHere - July 29, 2009, 6:33 pm
Speaking of The Lion King. I hate when they make like a fifth of a Disney animated movie.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
LD got the idea,in the words of the lion king, Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase,It means no worries For the rest of your days......
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 4:19 pm
I think that irritates you simply because you spend so much time on comments about me. You're not a white knight, please see my avatar.
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 4:14 pm
Kumbayaaaaaaaaah my Lord, kumbayaaaaaaah!
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:13 pm
community. I enjoy pointing out your arrogance! why would that irk me?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 4:12 pm
The word is "IRK". Trust me you could never get under my skin. As I said to Aggy, when somebody like you acts as if they are immune to criticism because of some self imposed status on a website, they deserve to be rebuked by any contributing member of the
Fatt Matt - July 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
I see what you did there No Use... nice try
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 2:43 pm
It's cute how worked up you get, TheTrashHeap, and how easy it is to urk you
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 11:37 am
Hey, that's my favorite Metallica song! (And now we play the waiting game...)
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 9:34 am
hey TTH, cool down buddy. some noobs need to be jumpd on (not saying that one did cause IDK).i got my share and im sure you did to. but you know what they say about arguing on the internet and the whole special olymics thing. just keep it in mind
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Then why defend her?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Point taken, TTH. I'm not turning on ya.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:29 am
Who gets their feelings hurt by online attacks?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:27 am
Not to mention that almost every person on this site started as a passing a-hole
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:26 am
So then you defend her but who defends the people she attacks? The ones who may have contributed to the site before she was allowed to jump on them for no reason? (because she had "respect") ya gotta give it to get it!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:23 am
She's more than capable of defending herself. I'm just not one for hearing it from passing a-holes.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am
Some rub you the wrong way, some don't. And the "emo" comment was way off.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:22 am
I know aggy. That was all i have to say on the matter.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am
I will respect anybody who treats others with respect. Seniority on the site means nothing if you set off on a power trip. She lost any respect she may have earned from me when she started going from poster to poster ragging on harmless comments.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:21 am
I understand your stance. I'm definitely not here to argue POV with you.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:18 am
There's no charm involved when she jumps on some noob for making a completely innocent comment. That kinda crap only creates timmies! She's a tunnel maker and a motibully, she thinks she is untouchable because of an imagined status.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:16 am
Satanic Nuns... we show respect here.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:15 am
I've been attacked myself. It's part of her charm.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am
Now I get it! And fuck that! She would not think twice about attacking anyone else so why does she deserve special treatment?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:14 am
Nah... threats don't exist online.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:12 am
Safety? from who aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 1:11 am
Don't like the emo's? Can't imagine why?
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 1:10 am
You're talking to the girl all wrong... it's the wrong tone. Cherish your online safety, ebzi. Today, it's a blessing.
ebzi - July 29, 2009, 1:03 am
fucking emos
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:30 pm
That's my little hottie
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 10:55 pm
Yep, except the song goes ''Die, die, DIE my darling.'' I ran out of room. It really does. And thanks pro
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 10:08 pm
Aren't you just making a handnote about a Misfits song? Also, we have that same microwave at work. It nukes quite well.
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
Yes, P is cute!
Porcelina - December 28, 2008, 9:07 pm
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 28, 2008, 8:55 pm
"wow" is a jealous bitch for an eleven year old. Stop talking forever, you hatemongering idiot.
wow - December 28, 2008, 1:31 am
is this really the chick who was bitching about not tipping your waitress? get your face fixed, cunt. how's that for a tip?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 8, 2008, 11:52 am
Umm, yeah, good times, good times. *cough* *cough*
Cubbybear - December 8, 2008, 11:32 am
It was too bad nobody passed out besides me. I must have landed on that horn because the next day, my butt was sore and all of you were smiling
Porcelina - December 8, 2008, 8:43 am
*sniffle* I miss those days
LogicDude - December 8, 2008, 8:07 am
The funniest thing about that BBQ was when Cubby got one of Satan's horns stuck between his teeth and he didn't know it and we were all laughing and he was all like "WTF guys!?" Haha...those were good times...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:45 pm
Who is that other guy, my browser show his name as symbols which kinda look like 'tarp'
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 11:44 pm
Culos, you misunderstand. She wasn't made from or by Satan, she just helped eat him. I had Satan's right arm with brain sauce and one of the eyeballs. Barbecue sauce makes anything taste good.
Porcelina - December 7, 2008, 10:21 pm
Satanic, as in if you continue to talk shit I will allow you to discover who the fuck Azeroth. Satanic, as in the fact THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNETS SO STFU n00b. and I'm not fucking gothic, you piece of shit
Kramer - December 7, 2008, 7:07 pm
Misfits are ftw. Love that song .o.
Culos - December 7, 2008, 3:54 pm
Eve was created from Adam's rib if you believe the fairytale. Porcelina was created from a rib from Satan.... is that what you're saying MWLF?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 3:52 pm
A bit of explanation is in order. At the last Motifake Convention, we all got drunk and made an expedition to Hell, where we captured, killed and ate Satan. Porcelina is only satanic because she had some satan ribs.
LogicDude - December 7, 2008, 1:55 pm
Mr. Unintelligible Name: Porcelina is a Most Excellent Satanic Nun of the Motifake Order. Aaaaaaaaameeeeeeen!!!
Töm - December 6, 2008, 4:56 am
satanic like LaVey, Or satanic like bullshite Gothic try-hards who pretend to worship Satan, then say god doesn't exist. and the pretend scars are just bad, scenie
Porcelina - December 2, 2008, 7:32 pm
is jail bait
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 2, 2008, 3:16 pm
Cubbybear! You're old enough to be her pimp! Hell, you're old enough to be MY pimp!
RON - December 2, 2008, 1:17 pm
now Cubby...she’s too young...lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 1:10 pm
The more I look at her....
Lloyd - November 19, 2008, 7:59 pm
What the hell? Is that a light switch?
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 11:50 am
Excellent posti- wait...heart stopping...vision fading...oh sweet death!
pervo - November 1, 2008, 3:24 pm
Okay, already. Sorry, P! I was merely jesting about the nose.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 3:18 pm
In motifake lingo, pervo needs to get his card, he's melvinned to me.
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:53 pm
Btw me thinks Scott has changed his name to pervo - how childish can you be?
Culos - November 1, 2008, 1:50 pm
Although you look a tat scary, I'd prefer you one million times over Scott's imaginary girlfriend any day
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 1:05 pm
Typically I would acknowledge a comment like that, but it's not true at all.
pervo - November 1, 2008, 12:52 pm
P, you look quite a lot like Scott's "girlfriend", except with less boobage and a bigger nose!
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 10:39 am
Oh, I didn't notice that.. lol. Hair dye, I think
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 8:25 am
It's a motifake tradition to comment on things in the background that have nothing to do with the foreground or main subject.
Rakdos - November 1, 2008, 5:43 am
They are referring to the bag behind you.
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 4:06 am
What did I get at walgreen's? what?
Porcelina - November 1, 2008, 3:53 am
Yeah, the poster sucks, but it's to get out the message =] Now to sing my doom song! ''DOOM DOOM DOOM...!''
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:56 am
Oh, what did you get at Walgreen's?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 1, 2008, 1:55 am
Felicitations...OF DOOM!!!!! Happy Halloween, Sister Porcelina! 5 lions but only because your the only person to post a poster wishing us a happy Hallow e'en.
RON - November 1, 2008, 12:13 am
you first sweetheart...lol Hope you had a great halloween!
Cubbybear - November 1, 2008, 12:03 am
5 for for you
Porcelina - October 31, 2008, 11:46 pm
I see no bowing...

EMO - You need another reason why they shouldn't reproduce ?

TAGS: emo whine biscuits suicide streets traffic child
Rating: 2.5/5

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Porcelina - March 31, 2009, 9:43 pm
Stop analyzing my shit.
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:41 pm
Reproduction of destruction entails the destruction of production, thus EMO will die when the new fad rolls through.
Porcelina - December 9, 2008, 7:32 pm
He's going to jump off.
Auda - December 9, 2008, 6:48 pm
Hey, I was there, but I fell I have yet to realize what the poster is trying to communicate.

ROAMERS AMSOME AND ALL... - ....but I won't pass up this opportunity Sorry!